How to Download Toddler Simulator

1. Click on the Toddler Simulator download button below.
2. Choose "Install" to install the game on the windows steam client.
3. Follow the on-screen prompts
4. Let it download the Full Version.
5. Once a game is downloaded, use the Windows Steam Client to play the game.

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This guide describes how to use Steam Proton to play and run Windows games on your Linux computer. Some games may not work or may break because Steam Proton is still at a very early stage.

1. Activating Steam Proton for Linux:
Proton is integrated into the Steam Client with "Steam Play." To activate proton, go into your steam client and click on Steam in the upper right corner. Then click on settings to open a new window. From here, click on the Steam Play button at the bottom of the panel. Click "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles."

Alternatively: Go to Steam > Settings > Steam Play and turn on the "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles" option.

Valve has tested and fixed some Steam titles and you will now be able to play most of them. However, if you want to go further and play titles that even Valve hasn't tested, toggle the "Enable Steam Play for all titles" option.

2. Choose a version
You should use the Steam Proton version recommended by Steam: 3.7-8. This is the most stable version of Steam Proton at the moment.

3. Restart your Steam
After you have successfully activated Steam Proton, click "OK" and Steam will ask you to restart it for the changes to take effect. Restart it. Your computer will now play all of steam's whitelisted games seamlessly.

4. Launch Stardew Valley on Linux:
Before you can use Steam Proton, you must first download the Stardew Valley Windows game from Steam. When you download Stardew Valley for the first time, you will notice that the download size is slightly larger than the size of the game.
This happens because Steam will download your chosen Steam Proton version with this game as well. After the download is complete, simply click the "Play" button.

Windows Pc Requirements

Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Windows Vista
  
• Processor: Dual core
  
• Memory: 2 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3
  
• DirectX: Version 9.0c
  
• Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Windows 7
  
• Processor: Quad core
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent; DirectX 11
  
• DirectX: Version 11
  
• Storage: 3 GB available space

Linux Requirements

Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
  
• Processor: Dual core
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
  
• Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
  
• Processor: Quad core
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
  
• Storage: 3 GB available space

Mac Requirements

Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
  
• Processor: Dual core
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
  
• Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
  
• Processor: Quad core
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
  
• Storage: 3 GB available space

Enter the world of toddlers, where anything not bolted down is ready to be destroyed.

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.

Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.

• You destroy stuff
  
• Open world to explore
  
• You can jump really high
  
• Puke on demand
  
• Driving forklifts is fun
  
• Over the top and funny physics
  
• The toddler does dances
  
• Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff

Do you have any gameplay hints?
In many cases it's important to get yourself into a silly mood (maybe get drunk first) to fully enjoy and appreciate this game. Yes really.

It's fun to customize your character - press [H] any time in game. Don't forget the accessories!

Make sure you EXPLORE! Cars are a great way to get around quickly. There are lots of areas to go to and many things to do - look out for the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm, the caravan park, and more!

Find the golden nappies - these give you an upgrade of speed, strength, or vomit distance!

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