How to Download Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps

1. Click on the Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps download button below.
2. Choose "Install" to install the game on the windows steam client.
3. Follow the on-screen prompts
4. Let it download the Full Version.
5. Once a game is downloaded, use the Windows Steam Client to play the game.

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This guide describes how to use Steam Proton to play and run Windows games on your Linux computer. Some games may not work or may break because Steam Proton is still at a very early stage.

1. Activating Steam Proton for Linux:
Proton is integrated into the Steam Client with "Steam Play." To activate proton, go into your steam client and click on Steam in the upper right corner. Then click on settings to open a new window. From here, click on the Steam Play button at the bottom of the panel. Click "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles."

Alternatively: Go to Steam > Settings > Steam Play and turn on the "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles" option.

Valve has tested and fixed some Steam titles and you will now be able to play most of them. However, if you want to go further and play titles that even Valve hasn't tested, toggle the "Enable Steam Play for all titles" option.

2. Choose a version
You should use the Steam Proton version recommended by Steam: 3.7-8. This is the most stable version of Steam Proton at the moment.

3. Restart your Steam
After you have successfully activated Steam Proton, click "OK" and Steam will ask you to restart it for the changes to take effect. Restart it. Your computer will now play all of steam's whitelisted games seamlessly.

4. Launch Stardew Valley on Linux:
Before you can use Steam Proton, you must first download the Stardew Valley Windows game from Steam. When you download Stardew Valley for the first time, you will notice that the download size is slightly larger than the size of the game.
This happens because Steam will download your chosen Steam Proton version with this game as well. After the download is complete, simply click the "Play" button.

Windows Pc Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: Windows 7
  
• Processor: Intel i3/AMD A8
  
• Memory: 2 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400
  
• DirectX: Version 10
  
• Storage: 35 MB available space

Recommended:

• OS: Windows 10
  
• Processor: Intel i5/AMD A10 or better
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: GeForce 600/Radeon HD 6000 or better
  
• DirectX: Version 11
  
• Storage: 50 MB available space
  
• Additional Notes: Mouse (not touchpad) recommended

Linux Requirements

No minimum requirements!!
No maximum requirements!!

Mac Requirements

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Why walk when you can teleport? Control Glorch in a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade." Navigate difficult platforming puzzles, find some secrets, smash a few robots, and try your best not to die.

What is this game?

Glorch's Great Escape is a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade," a grenade with a built-in teleporter. Guide Glorch from his prison cell through the defenses of his captor's space station, and help him escape on his impounded ship.


You'll be solving plenty of difficult platforming puzzles and scenarios, finding some secrets, smashing a few robots, and generally dying a whole bunch of times. We've made sure to include a freshly composed jazzy soundtrack to help keep your platformer rage levels in check.

So what is a Telenade, and why is Walking for Chumps?

Glorch can waddle left and right if he must, but he isn't even going to attempt to jump. That sounds like too much effort. Besides, why bother walking when you can just teleport wherever you want to go within range of a short throw? Only chumps would do that.

What is a Glorch anyway?

Glorch is a member of the Glorches, a race of...ahem..."big boned" purple aliens. They are the inventors of the Telenade.

How about a feature rundown?

• Based on our top 20 Ludum Dare 32 entry of the same name
  
• 24 challenging levels, with additional extra-difficult "challenge" levels to unlock by reaching par milestones
  
• Plenty of varied puzzles and scenarios to figure out, dangers to avoid, secrets to find, and deadly pits to fall into
  
• Each level has been lovingly hand-crafted to find just the right balance of difficult and satisfying
  
• Jazzy soundtrack? Yeah.

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