How to Download Mr. Massagy

1. Click on the Mr. Massagy download button below.
2. Choose "Install" to install the game on the windows steam client.
3. Follow the on-screen prompts
4. Let it download the Full Version.
5. Once a game is downloaded, use the Windows Steam Client to play the game.

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This guide describes how to use Steam Proton to play and run Windows games on your Linux computer. Some games may not work or may break because Steam Proton is still at a very early stage.

1. Activating Steam Proton for Linux:
Proton is integrated into the Steam Client with "Steam Play." To activate proton, go into your steam client and click on Steam in the upper right corner. Then click on settings to open a new window. From here, click on the Steam Play button at the bottom of the panel. Click "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles."

Alternatively: Go to Steam > Settings > Steam Play and turn on the "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles" option.

Valve has tested and fixed some Steam titles and you will now be able to play most of them. However, if you want to go further and play titles that even Valve hasn't tested, toggle the "Enable Steam Play for all titles" option.

2. Choose a version
You should use the Steam Proton version recommended by Steam: 3.7-8. This is the most stable version of Steam Proton at the moment.

3. Restart your Steam
After you have successfully activated Steam Proton, click "OK" and Steam will ask you to restart it for the changes to take effect. Restart it. Your computer will now play all of steam's whitelisted games seamlessly.

4. Launch Stardew Valley on Linux:
Before you can use Steam Proton, you must first download the Stardew Valley Windows game from Steam. When you download Stardew Valley for the first time, you will notice that the download size is slightly larger than the size of the game.
This happens because Steam will download your chosen Steam Proton version with this game as well. After the download is complete, simply click the "Play" button.

Windows Pc Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10... was Windows 9 a thing?
  
• Processor: As long as it's not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.
  
• Memory: 512 MB RAM
  
• Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.
  
• Network: Broadband Internet connection
  
• Storage: 150 MB available space
  
• Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don't need more proctologist stories...

No maximum requirements!!

Linux Requirements

No minimum requirements!!
No maximum requirements!!

Mac Requirements

No minimum requirements!!
No maximum requirements!!

Use your dating skills to get a well-earned Massage through your gamepad controller!

Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game.

Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Okay… So, what do I get?
A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller!

Q: Can I play this game without a controller?
A: Yes, but you will feel alone.

Q: What's up with the massage and the controller?
A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality.

Q: Interesting... How do I play it?
A: During a date, you select the best flirting lines to conquer the girl you are dating.

Q: Will I be able to conquer my crush after playing this game?
A: Mayyyybe? Results may vary... What the heck, if it helps, then we'll take full credit!

Q: Which controllers does the game support?
A: Steam controller, Dualshock 4 and Xbox Controller… and we like them all!

Q: How do I freaking pronounce that name, Massa-gay? Is that even english??
A: Sorta, it's pronounced Massa-gee. But hey, say it how you like it, it's a free internet

“... all the things that make Mr. Massagy a bad back massager would also make it a bad masturbation aid.”
Kotaku