How to Download NotCoD™

1. Click on the NotCoD™ download button below.
2. Choose "Install" to install the game on the windows steam client.
3. Follow the on-screen prompts
4. Let it download the Full Version.
5. Once a game is downloaded, use the Windows Steam Client to play the game.

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This guide describes how to use Steam Proton to play and run Windows games on your Linux computer. Some games may not work or may break because Steam Proton is still at a very early stage.

1. Activating Steam Proton for Linux:
Proton is integrated into the Steam Client with "Steam Play." To activate proton, go into your steam client and click on Steam in the upper right corner. Then click on settings to open a new window. From here, click on the Steam Play button at the bottom of the panel. Click "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles."

Alternatively: Go to Steam > Settings > Steam Play and turn on the "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles" option.

Valve has tested and fixed some Steam titles and you will now be able to play most of them. However, if you want to go further and play titles that even Valve hasn't tested, toggle the "Enable Steam Play for all titles" option.

2. Choose a version
You should use the Steam Proton version recommended by Steam: 3.7-8. This is the most stable version of Steam Proton at the moment.

3. Restart your Steam
After you have successfully activated Steam Proton, click "OK" and Steam will ask you to restart it for the changes to take effect. Restart it. Your computer will now play all of steam's whitelisted games seamlessly.

4. Launch Stardew Valley on Linux:
Before you can use Steam Proton, you must first download the Stardew Valley Windows game from Steam. When you download Stardew Valley for the first time, you will notice that the download size is slightly larger than the size of the game.
This happens because Steam will download your chosen Steam Proton version with this game as well. After the download is complete, simply click the "Play" button.

Windows Pc Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: Microsoft® Windows® 7/10
  
• Processor: Intel Celeron 2.16 Ghz or better
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Storage: 600 MB available space
  
• Additional Notes: Supports Microsoft® Xbox 360 controller

No maximum requirements!!

Linux Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: Ubuntu 14.04
  
• Processor: 1.9Ghz
  
• Memory: 6 GB RAM
  
• Storage: 600 MB available space

No maximum requirements!!

Mac Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: OS X V10.10.5
  
• Processor: Intel Core i7
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Storage: 600 MB available space

No maximum requirements!!

"Genuinely funny British satire is in short supply these days, but this is the real deal." - The Guardian. An action-packed side-scrolling adventure that's definitely not for children. A few hours of laughter for less than the price of an inflatable otter.

More offensive than a Donald Trump presidency, funnier than a toddler walking into a plate glass window, and ruder than a Hard Brexit up your Theresa May... It's NotCoD: Call of Judy.

From the acclaimed team behind NotGTAV comes this extremely British side-scrolling run and gun romp through the quaint country parish of St. Bumley on the Taint.

An affectionate parody of the world famous Call of Duty games, NotCoD is crammed to the eyeballs with jokes, mini-games, jokes, achievements, stats, jokes, intel and Easter Eggs. And also there are jokes.

All of the art is hand drawn, every sound effect made with just our voices, and we even did our own versions of Zombies and Online Multiplayer that unlock as you progress through the 3-4 hour single player campaign.

NotCoD is fully controller compatible for that authentic "console but better" PC experience and comes with more options than a Tax Return, and arguably less crying.

WARNING: NotCoD has quite a lot of, shall we say, colourful language and adult themes. To be fair, there's an option to turn the swearing off, but it really doesn't make the game any less offensive. If anything, your brain tends to fill in the bleeps with something more disgusting than we originally wrote.

Lovingly cartooned, bizarrely voiced and not one to play with your mum.

Features:

• Hilariously Irreverent Campaign Mode
• Splitscreen Zombie Survival Mode
• Collectible Intel
• Trading Cards
• Full Controller Support

Coming Eventually:

• Co-op Campaign
  
• Steam Stats and Leaderboards
  
• Multilanguage Support

“Mordant, genuinely funny British satire is in short supply these days, but this is the real deal.”
The Guardian

“This one actually has some odd form of talent behind it. An actual bit of thinking behind the humour.”
Jim Sterling