How to Download Don't Piss

1. Click on the Don't Piss download button below.
2. Choose "Install" to install the game on the windows steam client.
3. Follow the on-screen prompts
4. Let it download the Full Version.
5. Once a game is downloaded, use the Windows Steam Client to play the game.

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This guide describes how to use Steam Proton to play and run Windows games on your Linux computer. Some games may not work or may break because Steam Proton is still at a very early stage.

1. Activating Steam Proton for Linux:
Proton is integrated into the Steam Client with "Steam Play." To activate proton, go into your steam client and click on Steam in the upper right corner. Then click on settings to open a new window. From here, click on the Steam Play button at the bottom of the panel. Click "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles."

Alternatively: Go to Steam > Settings > Steam Play and turn on the "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles" option.

Valve has tested and fixed some Steam titles and you will now be able to play most of them. However, if you want to go further and play titles that even Valve hasn't tested, toggle the "Enable Steam Play for all titles" option.

2. Choose a version
You should use the Steam Proton version recommended by Steam: 3.7-8. This is the most stable version of Steam Proton at the moment.

3. Restart your Steam
After you have successfully activated Steam Proton, click "OK" and Steam will ask you to restart it for the changes to take effect. Restart it. Your computer will now play all of steam's whitelisted games seamlessly.

4. Launch Stardew Valley on Linux:
Before you can use Steam Proton, you must first download the Stardew Valley Windows game from Steam. When you download Stardew Valley for the first time, you will notice that the download size is slightly larger than the size of the game.
This happens because Steam will download your chosen Steam Proton version with this game as well. After the download is complete, simply click the "Play" button.

Windows Pc Requirements

Minimum:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Windows 10
  
• Processor: Intel Core i3 or similar AMD
  
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 or similar AMD
  
• DirectX: Version 11
  
• Network: Broadband Internet connection
  
• Storage: 8 GB available space

Recommended:

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  
• OS: Windows 10 / 11
  
• Processor: Intel Core i5 or similar AMD
  
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 or similar AMD
  
• DirectX: Version 11
  
• Network: Broadband Internet connection
  
• Storage: 12 GB available space

Linux Requirements

Minimum:

Recommended:

Mac Requirements

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Climb. Hold it. Start over. The wettest and most shameful platformer in your library.

Patience isn't just a virtue. It's a matter of survival.

Welcome to Don't Piss—a game where you are the hero with one single, but VERY urgent mission. Your bladder is about to burst, and the only salvation awaits at the very top of this surreal and wobbly world. Reach the coveted throne, no matter what!

But the path to glory is paved with... shame.

Gameplay Features:

⏳ Time is Running Out: Your patience meter is relentless. Let it reach its limit—and you'll face catastrophic consequences that will literally knock you off your feet. What happens next? No one knows. Fight to the last second!

💧 Temptations on the Path: Beware of babbling water streams and waterfalls! Their sound and sight are your greatest temptation, causing the meter to fill up at an alarmingly fast rate.

🧻 Oases of Salvation: Finding a porta-potty is only half the battle. It's your checkpoint, but to use it, you need a special item. The price of salvation is a small and ridiculous feat.

⚡ Questionable Help: A can of Urinergy energy drink grants you inhuman speed and jump power, but be ready for the consequences—it also drastically brings that critical moment closer! Will you risk it or rely on your endurance?

🌍 A Dangerous World: Your ascent won't be covered in rose petals. Unstable structures can collapse beneath you, elevators can treacherously get stuck, and the world around you constantly tests your resilience.

🦘 Secret Techniques: Sometimes a standard jump isn't enough. Something might give you an extra boost... you just have to try it and feel it for yourself!

This game is for you if you:

Love challenging and hilarious platformers.

Appreciate absurd humor and a game that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Are looking for a game that will cause both cries of rage and fits of laughter.

Know that failing with laughter isn't a defeat—it's just a reason to try again.

WARNING: This game may cause involuntary laughter, sympathetic pain, and a strong desire to visit the toilet IRL.

Get ready for an ascent you won't forget!

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