How to Download The Real Texas

1. Click on the The Real Texas download button below.
2. Choose "Install" to install the game on the windows steam client.
3. Follow the on-screen prompts
4. Let it download the Full Version.
5. Once a game is downloaded, use the Windows Steam Client to play the game.

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This guide describes how to use Steam Proton to play and run Windows games on your Linux computer. Some games may not work or may break because Steam Proton is still at a very early stage.

1. Activating Steam Proton for Linux:
Proton is integrated into the Steam Client with "Steam Play." To activate proton, go into your steam client and click on Steam in the upper right corner. Then click on settings to open a new window. From here, click on the Steam Play button at the bottom of the panel. Click "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles."

Alternatively: Go to Steam > Settings > Steam Play and turn on the "Enable Steam Play for Supported Titles" option.

Valve has tested and fixed some Steam titles and you will now be able to play most of them. However, if you want to go further and play titles that even Valve hasn't tested, toggle the "Enable Steam Play for all titles" option.

2. Choose a version
You should use the Steam Proton version recommended by Steam: 3.7-8. This is the most stable version of Steam Proton at the moment.

3. Restart your Steam
After you have successfully activated Steam Proton, click "OK" and Steam will ask you to restart it for the changes to take effect. Restart it. Your computer will now play all of steam's whitelisted games seamlessly.

4. Launch Stardew Valley on Linux:
Before you can use Steam Proton, you must first download the Stardew Valley Windows game from Steam. When you download Stardew Valley for the first time, you will notice that the download size is slightly larger than the size of the game.
This happens because Steam will download your chosen Steam Proton version with this game as well. After the download is complete, simply click the "Play" button.

Windows Pc Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: Windows XP
  
• Processor: Intel Core or better
  
• Memory: 512 MB RAM
  
• Graphics: OpenGL 1.2 or better
  
• Storage: 200 MB available space
  
• Sound Card: DirectSound compatible

Recommended:

• OS: Windows 7
  
• Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo
  
• Memory: 1 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series
  
• Storage: 200 MB available space
  
• Sound Card: DirectSound compatible

Linux Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: Ubuntu 10.14
  
• Processor: Intel Core or better
  
• Memory: 512 MB RAM
  
• Graphics: OpenGL 1.2 or better
  
• Storage: 200 MB available space
  
• Sound Card: ALSA or OSS compatible (uses SDL2)

Recommended:

• OS: Ubuntu 10.14
  
• Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo
  
• Memory: 1 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series
  
• Storage: 200 MB available space
  
• Sound Card: ALSA or OSS compatible (uses SDL2)

Mac Requirements

Minimum:

• OS: Mac OS X 10.7*
  
• Processor: Intel Core or better
  
• Memory: 512 MB RAM
  
• Graphics: OpenGL 1.2 or better
  
• Storage: 200 MB available space
  
• Additional Notes: * should support 10.6 soon

Recommended:

• OS: Mac OS X 10.7*
  
• Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo
  
• Memory: 1 GB RAM
  
• Graphics: GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series
  
• Storage: 200 MB available space
  
• Additional Notes: * should support 10.6 soon

The Real Texas is an action RPG taking place in Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England.

OUT NOW - The Real Texas - Part 2, Part 1 - Cellpop Goes Out At Night

Texas is launching on Steam with an all-new mini-sequel, Cellpop Goes Out At Night. The sequel is included in the Dusty Skies Edition. Buy them together and save 10%!

OVERVIEW

"These days, folks have a lot of funny ideas about what makes a Real Cowboy..."

The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he steps through a blue portal and into a purgatory dimension, Strange:

Here, a friendly witch is handing out guns to visitors. A crazed, German-speaking wizard hurls elecbolts from his castle. And upriver, something's going on that involves a lot of chickens.

Stuck in the middle sits Sam, a Real Cowboy.

... But that's just his job title back home-- it's not obvious that it's of any practical help here!

USER REVIEWS

The game has been out for awhile-- here's some reviews from other sites:

• "This thing is like some bizarre voxel dream, with its square, swaggerin' cowboys and its castles and insane German wizard-scientists and talking rats . . . It's fun and beautiful and a little bit rough on purpose, and I suppose I'll never forget it." - Abram03
  
• "i will never forget this surreal nostalgic ride. i haven't had such a rewarding experience in a long time." - countersweet
  
• "This game is incredible and I cannot recommend it enough to everyone." - Microwave

FEATURES

• Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
  
• Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
  
• Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
  
• Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
  
• Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
  
• Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax

IMPROVEMENTS AND OTHER NOTES

For the Steam release I added achievements, improved the framerate, added more compatibility options, remastered the sound effects and optimized things generally.


Even without the mini-sequel it's a lot improved over the original release. But I was careful to NOT ret-conn the original game. People seemed to really like it, so I wanted to respect that by not changing it up in any way.

To complete The Real Texas takes maybe about 10 hours, depending on what you want to do. Cellpop Goes Out At Night might take about 1-2 hours. Both the main game and the sequel have lots of secrets and weird things to uncover. In fact, there are some things that still haven't been figured out (to my knowledge) in four years... So I made it an achievement. Ha-ha! Good luck. :)

I've put a lot of love into both of these games, and I hope you will find them special and enjoyable. Thanks!

“... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe.”
8.5/10 – Destructoid

“... The Real Texas is a charming and joyous mixture of ye olde and yee-haw.”
76/100 – PC Gamer UK (Print Edition, October 2012)

“... expertly straddle[s] the line between absurd humour and touching poignancy.”
The Gauntlet